(create a scene that involves unsalted pretzels and a spray bottle.)
This scene begins with a young man named Earl and his little brother Bud.
Earl: “Did you bring the bottle?”
Bud: “What bottle?”
Earl: “The spray bottle, dummy!”
Bud: “Spray bottle?” What for?”
Earl: “Bud, really. Are we going to have pretzels tonight or not?”
Bud: “Oh yeah…pretzels. Why the spray bottle?”
Earl: “Because, ninny, the pretzels aren’t salted.”
Bud: “How you gonna salt ‘um with a spray bottle?”
Earl: “Jimmy-ne Cricket, boy, don’t you know anything?
Bud: “Yeah, lots…whatcha wanna know?”
Earl looked at him with disgust “The bottle, besides water, has soda in it.”
Earl: Gritting his teeth Earl pronounced each word slowly “water-melts-soda.”
Bud: “You still won’t have any salt.”
Earl: “I’m not bringing you any more!”
Earl: “Don’t start that again!”
Bud: “Oh, okay. By the way, I brought the salt. You’z supposed to bring anything else. Did you bring the pretzels?